Inglês

Pretty cynical about online dating. If you're looking for a casual relationship, please go to another profile because I'm interested in something serious and long-term.

I'm the only girl you'll ever meet who actually loves The Three Stooges. Before I began writing, my lifelong ambition was to do cartoon voices. Helluva gal, great sense of humor when I take my meds on time (twitch), not looking for a perfect man, just a good man who's perfect for me.

I wear a leg brace, but it won't fit you and you can't have it, so neener.

Related to the above - I get around and do my chores just fine all by my lonesome, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me. It may be that my future includes a wheelchair, in which case I'll qualify for one of those power scooters and will be able to run down small children, but nothing is set in stone right now.

Strictly speaking, I don't need a man because I have a great place to live and my own money. It would be nice to find someone else with a desire to be in love for the rest of our lives so neither one of us has to be lonely anymore. If it's not meant to happen, then it won't. I'm not going to cry about it. Might blow my nose on someone's shirt though.

Humor is extremely important to me;

Q: Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
A: The chicken reverted.

If you don't understand that joke, we probably won't get along.

About the goofy picture - It takes a very special kind of brain to cross one eye and its not as easy as it looks.

For my profession listed below, I put 'comic book writer'. The stuff I make up isn't for kids. If you're familiar with 'Watchmen' by Alan Moore, that's along the lines of what I do except that principles of actual science and physics are incorporated, kind of like the work of the late Michael Critchton.

Now you understand why my eye is crossed.

Capricórnio

Grande e Lindo

1.6 m

Azuis

Asquenaze

Divorciado

Não

Não

Olhos

Com piercing... mas somente na(s) orelha (s)

Prateada

Gato

Sim

Alguma Faculdade

Trabalho em Casa

Arte / Música / Literatura

Comic book writer.

$15,000USD A $29,999USD

Sozinho, Com Bicho(s) de Estimação

Não há Barulho

Sim - Frequentemente

Sim - Socialmente

Marginal

Reservado, Tímido, Observador, Amigável, Cômico/a, Flertador(a)/Engatatão; Engatatona

Aprender, Música, Filmes, Internet, Jogos, Jantar, Viajar, Cozinhar, Computadores

Ir Às Compras, Ficar Em Casa, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Cinema, Relaxar, Dormi, Ir A Um Concerto, Ir A Um Museu

An activity that doesn't require me to use pepper mace.

Breathing under water without extra equipment.

Não Tenho Amigos

Reformista

Nunca

Getting my original comic published, finding true love, getting as much function in my leg back as possible, going through enough plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson.

Afetado/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amigável, Pateta, Obscuro/a, Obsceno/a

Desenhos, Documentários, Educativo, Filmes

Ação, Ficção Científica, Comédia, Drama, Documentário, Animação, Adulto

Rock, Eletrônica, Pop, Clássica, Blues, Industrial, Latina, New age, Ambiente, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Popular, Punk

Quadrinhos, Fantasia, Ficção, Natureza, Ciência, Ficção Científica, Sou um escritor

Discussing quantum physics while naked.

Inteligência, Boa Aparência, Humor, Empatia, Sensibilidade, Esquisitices, Poder, Marotice, Espirituoso/a, Consideração Pelos Outros

Mostly, I look for loose change on the floor after barfights.

Amigo, Casamento, Comprometido/a