Engleză, Ebraică

I have a sense of humour that ranges from the smart and witty to the downright wrong. Whether or not that means I'm actually funny is still up for debate. I quote lots of movies. But I usually get them wrong. My punchlines need work. I love football and hockey. But I'm no where near as awesome at them as the five year old me envisioned myself being at this age. I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. Actually it was an accident. I only stood there because I was in shock over what I'd done. We buried the dude in the desert. We don't talk about it anymore. I've walked around with appendicitis for five days and didn't say a damn word. But I whine to anyone who will listen that I have a cold. I shrug my shoulders with indifference when I realize I've lost my cell phone. It's happened so many times now I just don't care. I'm like an onion. I have layers. Except I don't smell like an onion. It's more of an assorted mix of men's hygiene products covered over with Hugo Boss. I think you'd like it.

Fecioară

Atletic

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Albaștri

Ashkenazi

Singur(ă)

Nu

Da

Cur

Tatuaje poziționate strategic

Chel

Fără animale de companie

Nu

Diplomă de Universitate

Cu normă întreagă

Militară

Air Weapons Controller

Singur(ă)

Prietenii vin ocazional

Da - încerc să renunț

Da - des

Normal

Furtunos, Gălăgios, Atent, Prietenos, De comedie, Cochet, Ciudat

Exercitare, Sporturi, Muzică, Filme, Internet , Jocuri, Clubbing / Baruri , Călătorii, Pescuit / Vânătoare, Cărți de joc, Jocuri de noroc, Calculatoare

Cu prietenii, Chefuri, Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Relaxare, Dormit, Clubbing / Baruri, Băut, La un Casino, Jocuri video, La un concert, La un muzeu

Besides the one date I had where the girl tried to convert me, just about anything else would be ideal

Cage fighting

Prietenos, Scandalagiu, Ridicol, Cochet

Conservatoare

O dată pe an

To Rule the World

Sec / Sarcastic, Ridicol, Vulgar

Știri, Desene animate, Filme, Sporturi

Acțiune, Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , Animație, De aventuri

Rock , Metal , Pop , Blues , Industrială, Dance

Clasică, Ficțiune, Umor, Muzică, Filozofie, Politică, Satiră

Cracking jokes at everything.

Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Îndrăzneală, Ciudățenii, Spontaneitate, Putere, Flirt, Rațiune

A girl who's positive, independent, upbeat, funny, cute, smart, and with a few retarded quirks to keep things interesting.

Prieten, Partener de întâlniri